Malcolm Gladwell, Jon Glaser & Charlie Kaufman:

Do all overrated writers look the same?

Am I the only one...

Who finds these "Whopper Virgin" commercials a little anthropologically disturbing?

Make the most of New Year's Eve...

And your last chance to wear these glasses!

I can't tell if it's the Nazi uniform or the eye patch...

But Tom Cruise looks hotter in Valkyrie than he ever has.

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep?

People Paula Fashion Trend Prediction for 2009:

Mustaches.

Is it just me....

Or does Steven Soderbergh's film Che look a lot like Billy Walsh's Medellin?

President Bush shows catlike reflexes!

Eight years in and NOW we find out he's actually good at something.

I know Stephen Colbert's narcissism started as a joke,

But the more he runs over his guests, the less funny it seems.

I may be a straight man stuck in a woman's body...

If my reaction to these posters has anything to do with it.

Kate Winslet & Ralph Fiennes star in The Reader....

A film that couldn't look more like a boring book if it tried.

Hey MTV,

What kind of lifelong, inviolable contract did you make with Britney Spears? If it weren't for you and your "documentaries" and "awards" no one would even remember the name Britney.

Coolest Nepotistic Connection in Hollywood:

Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal, Zooey & Emily Deschanel and Amber Tamblyn each had a parent who worked on Twin Peaks. And all my stupid parents did was build houses.

Partini!

Tons of fun for anyone who's never attended a party or had a martini.

Dear Saturday Night Live,

Stop doing this.

People Paula once again uses her free time wisely:

Slumdog Millionaire:

I can't believe they made a movie out of that old Christina Ricci SNL sketch.

Disaronno: I've never seen so many ads....

For a product nobody likes.

Facebook:

Your daily gallery of shit you weren't invited to the night before.

Hey President Bush,

What's with the handshake?

Unlike the telephone and the lightbulb before them....

Today's remarkable inventions bring us one step closer to having boobs everywhere.

I can't believe I cried at Zack & Miri Make a Porno...

But I didn't when Obama won.

Hey Kentucky & Vermont, keep it in your pants.

I know you just want to be #1 in something, but it's not a crime to actually count the votes.

Joatever happened to Joaquin Phoenix?

People Paula Crush of the Week: Cash Cab's Ben Bailey

He's funny, has huge hands, and can host a game show while driving a taxi. (You know what I'm talking about, ladies.)

The Office's Amy Ryan, also known as....

That lady from all those movies about people who've disappeared.

Someone should tell Nick Swardson....

That Eddie from Top Design is stealing his bit.

I wonder what it was like for Craig T. Nelson....

To act in this DirecTV commercial with a little girl who's been dead for 20 years.

Wendy's has a new slogan:

And I blame the ad wizards at HBO.

Why the hell aren't car bumpers....

Covered in rubber?

People Paula Observation of the Week:

David Caruso & George Clooney sound the exact same.