Sunday, January 15, 2006

If people love Scarlett Johansson so much...


Why doesn't anyone go to her movies?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

MacKenzie Phillips, why do you loathe Scarlett so?

S.B. said...

cuz we secretly "watch" them on DVD in the privacy of our own home?

People Paula said...

I don't loathe her at all - I'm just a huge trendsetter, so I'm starting the backlash early. Keira Knightley is 10 times the actress Scarlett is, but sadly her 1/10 size boobs are a huge handicap.

Or maybe I'm just jealous, since
all my awesome boobs get me is free food and nice treatment from cops and crap like that...

Sherry said...

Paula, either she was born with them (and why not use what you got?) or she paid a hefty sum and if that is the case, she has issues of her own to deal with. Don't you worry...Kiera Knightly has a large fanbase of her own. And don't be jealous...you are a very pretty girl whose blog is quite witty and obviously has her own charm with cops and waiters alike. Nice!

Charles Star said...

Don't be so hard on yourself. Your awesome boobs also distract people while you slowplay aces.

F-Train said...

They're even distracting when you're not slowplaying aces.

Amy said...

Terribly wrong. It sounds like the assumption is that Scarlett can't have talent because she's well endowed. Find a better reason to resent her than that. It would be like saying Keira can't be pretty if she's NOT well endowed. That's sexist and silly.