Wednesday, May 30, 2007

On the Lot: I know who my money's on...

Leatherface Van Beethoven

Capt. Does This Make My
Ears Look Weird

Spike Lee

Friday, May 25, 2007

Thursday, May 24, 2007

So Republicans just vote...

For the dude with the biggest ears...?

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Holy shit.

I just found out what an episiotomy is.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Isn't it about time...

One of these kids came out retarded?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

People Paula says:

This kid is the best child actor ever.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Monday, May 07, 2007

The First 10 Things Paris Hilton Will Say to the Warden:

1. "I'm Paris. You're nobody. Wanna write that down?"

2. "So how are my paparazzi supposed to get over that big, cutty fence?"

3. "Um, nobody can see my thong through this gross orange jumpsuit."

4. "And those sheets are what count?"

5. "What do you mean, fake hair isn't

6. "How the hell am I supposed to do rails off that tiny sink?"

7. "Shit, I forgot to get a sitter for Tinkerbell!
Oh well, I'm so over that dog anyway."

8. "I really need to screw."

9. "You wanna screw?"

10. "The zipper starts at the top."

Friday, May 04, 2007

I really wouldn't notice if the cast of Lost traded places with these actors:

Blondie Pompeo or Blondie Mitchell...
What's the difference?

Indian guy from Lost or Indian guy from Heroes... Who cares?

Bald guy from The Office or bald guy from Lost...
Who can see past all the forehead wrinkles anyway?

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Goodbye, Tom Poston.

May your answers in heaven be correct,
and your consolation prizes eternal.