(It was a blog.)
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
On the Lot: I know who my money's on...
Leatherface Van Beethoven
Capt. Does This Make My
Ears Look Weird
Monday, May 28, 2007
It's always extra sad when a guy whose whole shtick is "Hey, I'm still alive..."
Friday, May 25, 2007
I wonder which of these three was most upset...
When they found out who the other two judges on
On The Lot
were going to be.
I guess our president thinks touching birdshit...
Thursday, May 24, 2007
So Republicans just vote...
For the dude with the biggest ears...?
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
I just found out what an
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Isn't it about time...
One of these kids came out retarded?
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
People Paula says:
This kid is the best child actor
Monday, May 14, 2007
May 13, 2007: Worst Day Ever For...
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
I guess if Natalie Portman were cross-eyed...
She'd model t-shirts for a living.
Monday, May 07, 2007
The First 10 Things Paris Hilton Will Say to the Warden:
1. "I'm Paris. You're nobody. Wanna write that down?"
2. "So how are my paparazzi supposed to get over that big, cutty fence?"
3. "Um, nobody can see my thong through this gross orange jumpsuit."
4. "And those sheets are what count?"
5. "What do you mean, fake hair isn't
6. "How the hell am I supposed to do rails off that tiny s
7. "Shit, I forgot to get a sitter for Tinkerbell!
Oh well, I'm so over that dog anyway."
8. "I really need to screw."
9. "You wanna screw?"
10. "The zipper starts at the top."
Friday, May 04, 2007
I really wouldn't notice if the cast of Lost traded places with these actors:
Blondie Pompeo or Blondie Mitchell...
What's the difference?
Indian guy from
or Indian guy from
... Who cares?
Bald guy from
or bald guy from
Who can see past all the forehead wrinkles anyway?
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Goodbye, Tom Poston.
May your answers in heaven be correct,
and your consolation prizes eternal.