Friday, February 27, 2009

Hey 13-year-old girls who vote for American Idol....

Who do you like more: The cute, non-threatening guy who can't sing or the ugly, blind guy who also can't sing?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The 5 songs played most often on Maryland radio:

Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
Don Henley - Boys of Summer
John Cougar - Jack and Diane
John Mellencamp - Small Town
John Cougar Mellencamp - Cherry Bomb

(Which are all pretty much the same song.)

Monday, February 09, 2009

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Worst guarantee ever:

If our crappy product doesn't work, we'll give you...
More of our crappy product!

Monday, February 02, 2009

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Am I the only one who could hear....

Bruce Springsteen's bones cracking during the Superbowl?