Tuesday, September 29, 2009

It's kind of gross...

How Corn Pops, Fig Newtons and Red Vines go stale the moment air touches them.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Based on nothing per se....

These are the hot actors I assume are totally gay.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

You know you're out of shape when....

You realize the only exercise your abs get is when you're coughing from all those cigarettes you smoke.

Friday, September 04, 2009

Gerard Butler must have....

The worst agent in Hollywood.

You Are Ells:

- Wow. Mick Jagger looks really bad in these photos.
- These guys are unbelievable at finding celeb lookalikes.
- They didn't call him Tricky Dick for nothing.
- The house of the future in one word: Plastics.
- I mean, you have to be a real dum dum not to solve this.
- The best celebrity roast in history: Frank Sinatra.

Thursday, September 03, 2009