Thursday, May 29, 2008

Hell's Kitchen's Louross & Top Chef's Dale both axed?

It's been a bad week for bitchy Asian midgets who like to cook.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

People Paula's Most Underrated Male Film Performances:


Gary Cole in Fatal Vision
Martin Donovan in Amateur
Gene Anthony Ray in

Monday, May 26, 2008

The world of the new Indiana Jones:

Where lighting comes out of nowhere.... magnets are blocked by blankets.... and bullets don't hit shit.

Monday, May 19, 2008

It's a casino near LA with the Indian name "Moron Go"

Really, white people? You can't figure this one out?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kung Fu Panda, Love Guru & Don't Mess with the Zohan:

Clearly part of a secret government program aimed to offend the entire continent of Asia in just 3 weeks.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Shia LaBeouf: Likable, cute, Jewish, Hollywood "It" boy

Is there any way he can avoid becoming Josh Charles?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

American Idol castoff Jason Castro:

Further proof that, in the eternal struggle of talent vs. ganja, pot is king.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Everyone wants Big Brown to win the 2008 Triple Crown:

Except maybe Barack Obama, who probably thinks it'd make things a little weird in the record books.