Tuesday, June 23, 2009

People Paula's Contribution to the Modern Lexicon:

BORNY (bohr-nee) adj.: bored + horny

As in: "Why did you sleep with that guy?"

"I don't know, guess I was just borny."

Monday, June 22, 2009

Pet Peeve of the Week:

People who say, "To make a long story short..."

And then tell the whole long-ass story anyway.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Is twitter the death of the blog?

Or just a repetitive stabbing to mine?