Sunday, August 30, 2009

If Thomas Jane and Anne Heche actually had children....

Do you think they'd look anything like their kids on Hung?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

You Are Ells:

- No wonder Woody smokes so much pot.
- I'd love to think like
Mitch Hedberg, but I'm just not into heroin.
Artificial Intelligence: Scarier than the Saw movies.
- What's so wrong with
Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs?
- Bookie, gimme
2 large on "The universe will stop expanding."
- I wonder what this adorable
little girl looks like now.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dear Huffington Post:

Could you please put more shit all over your site? Thanks.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Fine, I'll admit it:

Jimmy Fallon is actually getting better.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Holy God.

While my brain is on near-permanent vacation, please check out my twitter over there.