Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Why do old actors...

Always die in threes?

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Don Knotts lasted a long time...

For a guy who was
always old.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Celebrities in Ads?

Jeff Goldblum faking an accent for Outback Steakhouse:

Kid Rock chilling 'n shilling email accounts:

Rip Taylor donning a beard for Burger King:

Monday, February 20, 2006

Olympic Queries:

Why is NBC saying Torino, but not Venezia or Roma?

Why do the medals look like CD's?

Why do they spell it bobsleigh but call it bobsled?

When did we agree to include a sport that involves twizzles?

and... How much longer until the Summer Olympics?

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Friday, February 17, 2006

Debbie Rowe =

Katie Holmes 10 years from now.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I wonder if posing for the 2006 SI Swimsuit Issue

Reminded Petra Nemcova of her last trip to the beach:

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The 2006 Winter Olympics:

10% great athletics, 90% gruesome accidents.

"Don't give her just any chocolates..."

Give her the ones you grabbed at the gas station on your way home.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

At least global warming is giving us options:

New York City . . . . . . . . . . . . . Los Angeles

Friday, February 10, 2006

Is dust really such a problem...

That we still need these on books?

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

What the hell happened...

...to the Sylvander twins?

Monday, February 06, 2006

America's Favorite New Game:

Face Transplant or Mackenzie Phillips?