Friday, May 09, 2008

Shia LaBeouf: Likable, cute, Jewish, Hollywood "It" boy



Is there any way he can avoid becoming Josh Charles?


40 comments:

peter said...

Well, sure, there is a way. He can read your blog. Duh.

Anonymous said...

Shia Labeouf an annoying little Jew. Only getting the roles he's getting because everyone in Hollywood is Jewish and so blindly obsessed with money and themselves... that they don't realize most of America isn't Jewish, doesn't like jews, and doesn't want the new Indian Jones movie ruined by this dork. He's like four feet tall - big nose, and a massive NERD.

Anonymous said...

I'm relatively certain that you are an imbecile. Why would Shia want to avoid being an actor who is deeply respected for his craft -AND - consistently does outstanding stage, film, and TV work???

Oh wait, I'm sorry: Josh Charles doesn't do enough stupid Hollywood movies for you. He won't take roles in worthless crap and is content to work when he wants to.

Yes it must be nice to be an actor who is secure enough in himself to CHOOSE work, rather than being a bottom feeder.

Like you, Paula.

People Paula said...

Dear Josh Charles' mom,

I do not normally respond to comments, but I felt the need to make a rare exception on this post.

What I meant by "becoming Josh Charles" was the likelihood that Shia, too, may suddenly drop from Hollywood favor - despite his immense talent.

I grew up hearing about hometown Baltimore boy Josh Charles and I had a huge crush on him for years. I still think he's terribly underrated and adorable.

But I also think he'd rather be starring in a feature film than playing "Jake" on 'In Treatment'.

Love,
People Paula

PS - Could everyone please stop hiding behind "Anonymous" when posting their comments?

I mean, it's getting pretty hard to tell the Nazis from the pussies.

paula's jewish friend said...

Dear Anazimous,

You appear to have stumbled into the Antisemite's Paradox. On the one hand, you argue that Mr. LaBeouf is being hired because he is Jewish and that Hollywood is "blindly obsessed with money." But, you point out, Americans don't like Jews and don't want to see them in Indian [sic] Jones. Well, if Americans won't watch Shia LaBeouf in Indiana Jones, how will Hollywood attain the money with which they are obsessed? Either they hire people that nobody likes and they make no money, or they hire people that everyone likes and they do make money. Under your analysis, they hire people that nobody likes in order to make lots of money. Are you beginning to see the flaw in your logic?

Put another way, if anyone sought you out as their target audience (and why wouldn't they - you seem to be an arbiter of good taste), they would simply make a movie about NASCAR in which people get kicked in the crotch every thirty seconds. And NO NERDS OR DORKS of course.

Yours Jewly,
Paula's Jewish Friend

Drew said...

Can I be a Nazi and a pussy? It sounds kind of sexy in a deviant way.

Anonymous said...

Why is it whenever I google to see if an actor is Jewish, I invariably land on a number of links to blogs or websites containing antisemitic comments and theories about hollywood, movies, Jews in general? It's quite unnerving!!!

Anonymous said...

While it is a historical fact that Hollywood was created by jews, see the book & film "An Empire Of Their Own: How The Jews Invented Hollywood", one has to show more than that & the racsim of jewish tribalism to prove that only jews are reaping the fortunes of Hollywood. On the other hand, it is irrational, illogical and childish to howl anti-semite anytime there is criticism or specualtion involving jews. Jews are not sacred cows that are beyond investigation or criticism.

Anonymous said...

Shia La Beouf is no a way top billing actor.

I don't mind his acting, but he is no way a leading man, he is more of the sidekick/nerdy guy character.

Usually when I find an Actor that has been poorly cast, It is usually some one of Jewish background that been cast.

In the latest Indian movie he seemed out of place. C'mon seriously who could believe he could be the son of Indie! Even his acting and mannerisms in that film couldn't make you believe it.

There are great Jewish actors and entertainers, but in Hollywood they get more chances, but please can someone tell them to stop over doing it! Especially Adam Goldberg (Another Jewish actor pushed by Spielberg). He has has to be the most annoying and talentless actor of Jewish heritage! If your reading this Adam, you are the most fucking annoying actor I have had the displeasure of watching! Please quit!

Anonymous said...

I found this website after noticing that so many of the films coming out of hollywood are of such poor quality plus the same actors are in them over and over again. I also noticed 2 people in particular are always in these movies, Sandler and Stiller. Now before anyone jumps on me for being an antisemite - Im just asking why Hollywood seems to be dominated by Jewish artists? It is quite obvious and I find it curious.

Anonymous said...

omg i am loving how all the actors now are JEWISH!! i love jew boys and when i found out shia was jewish... i was sooo happy!! wow. haha. im just loving it. the other day i was looking at a list of jew actors and i almost cryed tears of joy. idk why i like jew boys so freakin much but i do! :p i just have a thing for big noses i guess.

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous, FUCK YOU. Most of America doesn't like people with your fucked-up mindset. And if you want to keep Jews out of Indiana Jones, then you're going to keep Indiana Jones out of Indiana Jones. Considering, after all, that Harrison Ford (Indiana) has the exact same amount of Jewish ancestry as Shia (mother 100% Jewish, father not). So fuck you, fuck your mother, and I hope you rot in hell, you fucking sleazy piece of rat shit.

Anonymous said...

Between all the various illiterate Nazi weirdos and poor Paula's strange inability to imagine why any actor might want to do stage work and tv work with amazing writing (like "In Treatment") rather than commercial movie swill like "Transformers" or the most recent Indiana Jones flick, this series of exchanges is among the oddest I've read in awhile.

Very odd too that Paula seemed compelled to respond to the poster she called "Josh Charles' mom" but not to the virulent anti-Semite. Er, nice choice there, Paula.

Glad to see your priorities are solidly in order.

Dee

Anonymous said...

well before i knew anything of this SHIA is had a gut feeling he was a jew,like many jews in holywood have a great career only because they are jews.

Anonymous said...

Enough of hollywood and the so many jew actors,male and females ones,who are in TV not because they GREAT actors,but simply because they are JEWS!like this weirdodo LABEOUF,ITS SIC.

johnnyboy said...

the only problem I have with Hollywood being so Jewish is how they have completely capitalized on every racial and cultural stereotype except of course their own. For years Jews have exploited blacks casting them as coins, mammies, toms. Asians are always hyper clowns who break into martial arts. Italians are greasy waps in the mafia. Gays are swishy queens who are to be laughed at or beaten. Jews have been selling these stereotypes for 60 years; but never will you see the dirty kike portrayed . Their very protective of their horrible people . All we get from them is charges of anti-Semitism or the eternal victim role they play by six holocaust movies every year. I'm sick of them. No wonder everyone dislikes them. I made a vow years ago to tune out their Zionist propaganda and never listen to their news or see their holocaust movies. Quite putting money in their pocket!!!! They're destroying this country!!!

Anonymous said...

Johnnyboy, fuck you. Burn in hell.

Hollywood hasn't capitalized on Jewish stereotypes? The only Jewish characters you ever see are stereotypes. Ever watch a Woody Allen movie? How about Judd Apatow? Any sitcom?

Once again, fuck you, scumbag.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering the same thing about Jews and Hollywood. Every year, there are 10 movies about the holocausts.

Jewish actor everywhere. Big noise, brown hair, ugly face and everything. America is nothing like that.

Why do Jews in Hollywood keep stereotyping all other minority but their own ugly kike background.

Viktor Wejner said...

When I saw transformers I was astonished by the casting of this boy. But then again when I realised he must be jewish I wasn't at all surprised. This extremely bad actor would not get one single role if it were not for his jewish background, and that's that.

Anonymous said...

While Chancellor Viktor Wejner (fuck, I hate German names) is off lickin' his wienerschnitzel, I would like to point out that I bet Ms. People Paula has a nice, tight puss.

If I could still get it up, I would fuck her brains out.

Gumba women are hot.

People Paula said...

I have gotten a lot of requests to erase the offensive comments here. I normally neither erase comments nor comment myself, but I felt that I should respond to the multiple people insisting I clear this comment thread.

I am going to leave these comments up. Why? Because I was shocked and dismayed to read them, having had no idea that this many Anti-Semites still existed (let alone read my blog). But without knowing how these people feel, how can we hope to change their opinions?

Of course, why my "puss" was brought into the discussion, I have no idea.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's that so many anti-Semites read your blog.

It's just that your website is the second or third match in a Google search for ""Shia LaBeouf" Jewish", "Shia Jewish", "Shia LaBeouf Jewish" or any other combinations of that. So, anti-Semites who Google that information invariably stumble onto your blog almost immediately, and react predictably.

Anonymous said...

Shia is hot ! Esp. since he started working out, and he was brilliant in Even Stevens. Jewish guys are so hawt, very darkly handsome, some of the most handsome men on Earth. And he rocked Transformers. Just because jews are all hawt, and rich and educated, and you're trailer trash don't be hating on them. And the jew gurlz are hawt too....

Why don't you go pray to Jesus to forgive you for your many sins, or whatever you self-hating Christians do at church all day....

Anonymous said...

Jews are a tribal race who as a whole look out for themselves. Muslims are the same way but a bit more extreme on the militaristic side. The Jews edge is economics and politics. Why do you think their names are all Goldstein, Silverstein, Goldman, etc? They're not the prettiest people on the planet, but they sure can out finance a motherfucker. Hollywood is all about finance and there the Jew excelled. The empire is flawed by the Jews Tribalism. I refuse to believe that the only talented actors out there in La La land are Jewish. And who the FUCK are writing these crappy scripts? Take AVATAR for instance, epic fucking visuals, but for fucks sake, what fucking 3rd grader wrote the god damned script? Dances with Wolves meets The Emerald Forest. Come on Jews, feed those fucks you got in the subterranean writing tanks. I'm bothered that the Jews that have the Monopoly in Hollywood don't give a fuck about the American public enough to have some quality control.

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Anonymous said...

WHAT AN IDIOT WROTE THAT OFFENSIVE STUFF ABOUT SHIA LABEOUF SAYING RACIST THINGS ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE, JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROUGH HARD TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN 6 MILLION OF THEM WERE KILLED FOR NO GOOD, PEOPLE SHOULD RESPECT THEM AND HONOUR THEM AT LEAST, ALL THAT IT BOILS DOWN TO TO IS THESE STUPID DEFILING SLIGHTLY POMPOUS PEOPLE WHO ARE ARE JEALOUS OF SUCCESSFUL JEWISH PEOPLE.

Anonymous said...

"Great special effects but I just could not get past this Hollywood preoccupation with having to make every hero an American, and set every film in America, no matter whether it spoils the movie or not. But in this film they made it one degree more ridiculous by portraying the inheritor of Poseidon's powers inexplicably as a New York jew (Logan Lerman). Still, at least he got the brunette goyische shiksa in the end. And no doubt, if Chris Columbus ever remakes "The Ten Commandments" he'll make sure Moses has a broad Welsh accent, just to balance things up a bit. "

Anonymous said...

I googled my name and found this old comment I'd left on this page. Reading the comments following mine was offensive.

My name is Viktor Wejner. I am from Sweden. What part of my post indicated an anti-semite opinion?

It is a known fact that a majority of Hollywood's highest ranked players are of Jewish inheritance.

KUDOS TO THEM!

There's nothing anti-semite about stating the obvious is there?

With this said, I STILL BELIEVE contacts have made Shia's acting career possible. Why? Because HE IS A TERRIBLY BAD ACTOR, and not very attractive either.

Compare this man to greats such as Johnny Depp, Will Smith and Brad Pitt and you will weep blood. He's got nothing on anyone of them.

So -> Shitty acting + An ugly face = GREAT SUCCESS!!

Or does it?

Anonymous said...

Screw both baptized half-Jew Shia LaBeouf and quarter-Jew Zac Efron. I think Logan Lerman, an actual, full-blooded Jew, should get all their roles from now on. Efron and LaBeouf can go back to obscurity, Lerman for the win!

Anonymous said...

Both Josh Charles and Shia LaBeouf are actually half-Jewish.

Anonymous said...

nicole i am from Argentina and I think they are discriminating against shia labeouf that has to do to be Jewish! and it is a great actor I love your movies! also he is a bonbon is divine and re cute! I love it .. kisses thanks to and Indiana Jones movie in which he was .. was .. FANTASTIC! THANKS.

Anonymous said...

nicole i am from Argentina and I think they are discriminating against shia labeouf that has to do to be Jewish! and it is a great actor I love your movies! also he is a bonbon is divine and re cute! I love it .. kisses thanks to and Indiana Jones movie in which he was .. was .. FANTASTIC! THANKS.

nicole said...

shia labeouf do not care you're Jewish! also no matter the religion of the person while this is a good PERSON! SHIA I love you're my favorite actor I love you I love you I love you're my impossible love! when are you coming to Argentina? 're a fabulous actor.! I write this in English by the translator of languages! a big kiss to shia.

nicole said...

are bastards all of you! that problem must be beyond Jewish actors! RACIST .. I am not Jewish and I have no problem that an actor or any person is Jewish! the truth make me sick!

Anonymous said...

Everyone in Holly-weird is Jewish!

Anonymous said...

Shia LaBeouf is a kike. End of story.

Anonymous said...

Finally, the TRUTH!!
You are EXACTLY right!!!
The responder below is just another Jew PUSSY who can't take the truth.
"Waaaaah! I can't take the truth!"
Woddy Allen? Jud Apatow? What the fuck is this idiot talking about? Where are the filthy, greedy, backstabbing, nepotistic Jew bastards? THAT'S what you NEVER see you stupid Jew FUCK!!!
YOU burn in hell you "chosen people" piece of SHIT!!!

Zafar Sarfraz said...

All you people need to get off that 'crack'

Anonymous said...

Jews were responsible for the Armenian Holocaust. Boycott Hollywood and TV news.

Zeeshaan Khan said...

Oh this Shia bustard is a Jewish arse hore so he gets a good leading role. Sad he deserve to be ma servant bt still useless piece of crap with no acting skill.