Sunday, November 30, 2008

Hey MTV,

What kind of lifelong, inviolable contract did you make with Britney Spears? If it weren't for you and your "documentaries" and "awards" no one would even remember the name Britney.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Coolest Nepotistic Connection in Hollywood:

Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal, Zooey & Emily Deschanel and Amber Tamblyn each had a parent who worked on Twin Peaks. And all my stupid parents did was build houses.

Monday, November 24, 2008


Tons of fun for anyone who's never attended a party or had a martini.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Slumdog Millionaire:

I can't believe they made a movie out of that old Christina Ricci SNL sketch.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008


Your daily gallery of shit you weren't invited to the night before.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Hey President Bush,

What's with the handshake?

Unlike the telephone and the lightbulb before them....

Today's remarkable inventions bring us one step closer to having boobs everywhere.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Hey Kentucky & Vermont, keep it in your pants.

I know you just want to be #1 in something, but it's not a crime to actually count the votes.