Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Twenty bucks.

Says the chubby brunette wins America's Next Top Model.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Are you a terrible person...

If you use those address labels without donating to cystic fibrosis?

Either Marisa Tomei & Debi Mazar eat babies...

Or 42 looks a lot better than it used to.

Monday, February 26, 2007

The Oscars reminded me...

I'm totally going gay when I get old.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Sorry, Sarah Paulson...

It seems your moderate looks, bad comic timing and sibilant S's will have to find a new home on TV.

I, for one, can't wait!

Dannielynn's Suicide Countdown


Monday, February 19, 2007

Dear Hipsters,

Please stop seeing shitty movies ironically. They'll only make more of them.

Well, it worked for Natalie Portman.

"And I'm as pretty as she is.... Right?


Thursday, February 15, 2007

Dear U.S. Mint,

Stop it. Just stop it.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day

To all the happy couples out there.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Monday, February 12, 2007

Friday, February 09, 2007

Ralph Nader:

Fucking Democrats up since 1996.

Thursday, February 08, 2007