Saturday, January 31, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

People Paula Crush of the Week: T. J. Holmes

Nice lips, voice like butter, big hands.... You know what I'm talking about, ladies. (And other CNN viewers who have a hard time getting it up for Wolf Blitzer anymore.)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Dear Siobhan Fallon,

Sometimes it's best for a character actor not to act like such a character.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

What the 2009 SAG Awards proved:

Meryl Streep really is the greatest actress of our generation, since she pulled off looking that excited about a shitty SAG award.

Katie Holmes and her boobs are confused about what SAG stands for.

James Earl Jones is getting whiter with age.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Rapper Analogies: 50 Cent is to Sundance 2009....

As P. Diddy was to Cannes 2008.

Why "He's Just Not That Into You" is going to be lame:

1. It's directed by the guy who made The Beautician and the Beast and License to Wed.
2. It thinks MySpace is the new anything.
3. Scarlett Johansson is in it.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Dear Criminals,

Now is the perfect time to rob a gas station in D.C.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Malcolm Gladwell, Jon Glaser & Charlie Kaufman:

Do all overrated writers look the same?

Friday, January 02, 2009

Am I the only one...

Who finds these "Whopper Virgin" commercials a little anthropologically disturbing?