Wednesday, July 30, 2008

How can Disney pull Song of the South off the shelves....

And then make this?

A page from the new McConaughey baby book:

"Oh dear God, what have I done?! I can't turn back now!
All right, all right, all right...."

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Three movies I can't believe they haven't made yet:

Any David Sedaris book.

The story of Artimus Pyle, the Lynyrd Skynyrd drummer who almost died in a plane crash that killed his bandmates, then got shot while seeking help. These days he's a child molester.

A real remake of WarGames.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Recipe for Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl"

1 tbsp Emily Deschanel's face
1 cup Shania Twain's singing machine
5 quarts Jill Sobule's song from 13 years ago

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

MTV Buzzin' stars Shwayze, Cisco & Cat:

Not to be confused with the more famous Swayze, Sisqo & cat:

Saturday, July 12, 2008

NBC's new sitcom Kath & Kim:

Are we supposed to believe that Molly Shannon gave birth to Selma Blair when she was

When is Amy Poehler going to star in....

The Beverly D'Angelo Story?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Hey, Tom Colicchio & Joel Stein:

The whole domestic couple thing in Time Magazine is lovely, but you're really testing the boundaries of my crushes on you.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Brangelina, Johnnifer & now Speidi?

Good lord, our "tabloid journalists" are getting lazy.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Congratulations, Jesse Helms....

Now Obama can actually become President over your dead body.