If Studio 60 was a zombie movie, who'd be eaten first?

T.G.I. Friday's Fried Mac & Cheese

Just like Mom used to make...

If Mom was the lady from What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Talk Show Equation:

Fox's Spike Feresten = Ed Helms x Jonny Moseley

If you are what you eat,

Celebrities must love McRibs.

Suri Cruise: Sitcom Love Child?

Wait, when did ear mullets become so popular?

Time to reprint these...

Dear Jamie Gold,

How you doin'?

Question of the Week:

Which contains more fruit juice?

As good as the television show... *

* If you thought the television show sucked.

Show me, "I have a weird relationship with my dad."

Perfect.

An Open Request to Adrian Grenier:

Cut that hair, hippy!

Why aren't more foods...

Made with ice cream sandwich bread?

Cutest Bears in Show Business:

Why is that stupid Pagliacci episode of Seinfeld always on?

Yeah, it's dead when your grandmother asks about it.

Luis Guzman must be pissed.

Christina Aguilera is Prince with a vagina.

REALLY?

The heavy metal circle jerk:

For when looking like gay bikers just isn't enough.

The Da Vinci Code

It's a word scramble and a scavenger hunt. Outward Bound kids would've solved it in half the time.

Whoa, Nelly!

What happened to your face...and your music?

You'll never meet a genius named Shanna.

Hey TV, please make this sitcom:

Nikki Cox as the naughty sister.
Rachael Ray as the nice sister.
Go!

Why are all socks one-size-fits-all?

And why aren't they shaped more like feet?

The girlfriend from Back to the Future:

The only eighties actress nobody ever remembers.

Most horrific - yet effective - new commercials:

Volkswagen, Bringer of Nightmares.

The DPW & VH1:

Always there to pick up the trash.