Michael Richards' Apology:

The hardest thing to watch on television since the alien birth on V.

Why do they say the character names so often on Friday Night Lights?

Hey Comedy Central,

What happened to Drawn Together's reality TV format???

People Paula says:

It's not that good.

Lovechild of 1992: Terence Trent D'Arby

If Studio 60 was a zombie movie, who'd be eaten first?

T.G.I. Friday's Fried Mac & Cheese

Just like Mom used to make...

If Mom was the lady from What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Talk Show Equation:

Fox's Spike Feresten = Ed Helms x Jonny Moseley

If you are what you eat,

Celebrities must love McRibs.

Suri Cruise: Sitcom Love Child?

Wait, when did ear mullets become so popular?

Time to reprint these...

Dear Jamie Gold,

How you doin'?

Question of the Week:

Which contains more fruit juice?

As good as the television show... *

* If you thought the television show sucked.

Show me, "I have a weird relationship with my dad."

Perfect.

An Open Request to Adrian Grenier:

Cut that hair, hippy!

Why aren't more foods...

Made with ice cream sandwich bread?

Cutest Bears in Show Business:

Why is that stupid Pagliacci episode of Seinfeld always on?

Yeah, it's dead when your grandmother asks about it.

Luis Guzman must be pissed.

Christina Aguilera is Prince with a vagina.

REALLY?

The heavy metal circle jerk:

For when looking like gay bikers just isn't enough.

The Da Vinci Code

It's a word scramble and a scavenger hunt. Outward Bound kids would've solved it in half the time.

Whoa, Nelly!

What happened to your face...and your music?