Why do old actors...

Always die in threes?

Don Knotts lasted a long time...

For a guy who was always old.

If this is within your reach...

Then isn't everything?

Celebrities in Ads?

Jeff Goldblum faking an accent for Outback Steakhouse:

Kid Rock chilling 'n shilling email accounts:



Rip Taylor donning a beard for Burger King:

Can we stop pretending to like Eugene Levy yet?

Olympic Queries:

Why is NBC saying Torino, but not Venezia or Roma?

Why do the medals look like CD's?

Why do they spell it bobsleigh but call it bobsled?

When did we agree to include a sport that involves twizzles?

and... How much longer until the Summer Olympics?

Most Ridiculous Rug?

Debbie Rowe =

Katie Holmes 10 years from now.

I wonder if posing for the 2006 SI Swimsuit Issue

Reminded Petra Nemcova of her last trip to the beach:

The 2006 Winter Olympics:

10% great athletics, 90% gruesome accidents.

"Don't give her just any chocolates..."

Give her the ones you grabbed at the gas station on your way home.

At least global warming is giving us options:

New York City . . . . . . . . . . . . . Los Angeles

Is dust really such a problem...

That we still need these on books?

What the hell happened...

...to the Sylvander twins?

America's Favorite New Game:

Face Transplant or Mackenzie Phillips?