Hey Fox,

Is everyone drunk over there?

Smash Mouth:

+ =

Hard rock for 4-year-olds.

If someone told you in 1986:

"In 20 years, one of these singers will still be cool and the other will be a creepy pedophile..."

Would you have guessed which was which?

The Olsen-Bratz Quadruplets?

Amanda Bynes in Drag: The Missing Gyllenhaal

Surprisingly Good:

The pretty girl on American Idol.





Vin Diesel in Find Me Guilty.





The crispy fish taco at Del Taco.

The BLOW OUT Product Placement Drinking Game --->

Sip every time Jonathan uses his AmEx card...

Gulp every time he wears his Lenscrafters glasses...

Take a shot every time he uses a Revlon product...

And down a beer every time he insists he's straight.

60 Minutes Anchors

Avoiding the aging process for 40 years and counting...

Chipotle pepper:

The sundried tomato of our generation.

How about now?

Meredith Monroe's so pissed she married a nobody.

If I ran VH1, this would be a show:

with

And the award for most surprising speech goes to:

Robert Altman for I Had a Heart Transplant.

Why did Gretchen Mol get ugly to play Bettie Page?

Coming April 14th...

Disney's The Wild

It's like Madagascar, only the animals are horrifying.

Los Angeles Landmarks:

1923 Beverly Theater: First Movie Theater in Beverly Hills...


The Ambassador Hotel: Site of Bobby Kennedy's Assassination...


Hollywood Star Lanes: Featured in The Big Lebowski....

All recently razed, because they were so five minutes ago.