The heavy metal circle jerk:

For when looking like gay bikers just isn't enough.

The Da Vinci Code

It's a word scramble and a scavenger hunt. Outward Bound kids would've solved it in half the time.

Whoa, Nelly!

What happened to your face...and your music?

You'll never meet a genius named Shanna.

Hey TV, please make this sitcom:

Nikki Cox as the naughty sister.
Rachael Ray as the nice sister.
Go!

Why are all socks one-size-fits-all?

And why aren't they shaped more like feet?