I wonder...

If there's a Coolio song in this one too.

Three things NOT to buy me for Christmas

A word to shudder to:

Oral.

Damn.

Where was this kid when I was in kindergarten?

Tara Conner: Smarter than she looks.

After all, can you name another Miss USA?

Dear Hollywood:

If you stop giving it awards, it might go away.

When you get food poisoning from Taco Bell...

How can you tell?