Violet Affleck:

Not as cute as it should be.

Too much going on:

They're mints. That are sour. That are tropical.
That are two different flavors in one....

Won't everyone be surprised...

When her leg stays on but her boob pops out?

Is it just me...

Or is Gavin Rossdale getting less hot?

Why don't the Pussycat Dolls ever show Carmit's face?

Oh, that's why.

Letterman's Out Sick Today.

He should've known acute crazy is highly contagious.

Best Butt in the Biz:

Melissa S.
From Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll

Taking bets:

Which 5th Grader will rob a liquor store first?

Maybe if we smack him around enough...

He'll admit to killing the guy from Lost too.

If Nielsen families determine everything that's on TV...

How come I've never met one?

Evolution of a Tramp: Anastasia Marquardt

Brown hair, cute nose and little boobs? We barely knew ya.

Who's NOT Arsenio?

Computer Aging with Bill Maher

What is it in Corn Pops that requires...

A metal bag?

There's such a fine line...

Between pretty and hideous.

No matter what you may think...

Ryan Seacrest is damn good at his job.