Why does everyone's hair on Shear Genius look terrible?

Hey One.org,

00:17 - Who the hell is that guy?

Roger Ebert gives his surgery a thumbs up...

So apparently cancer isn't as bad as Deuce Bigalow II.

Actually, I have a few of them...

Bad Timing, Great Video.

When Jeopardy asks about a state in the Southwest...

Is it ever not Arizona or New Mexico?

Weirder Career Trajectory: Mark McGrath or Fred Dalton Thompson?

Biggest sucker ever.

NBC lied to us:

There's totally a script. A lame, intrusive script.

Is it just me...

Or is Beyonce becoming Shakira?

Ice Breakers brand continues to disappoint:

Now in gum form.

Dear Christian Parents,

Please force your children to find their own Easter eggs this weekend. Helping out with the hunt only encourages a lifetime of underachievement.

One time I melted a crayon on the radiator...

And it looked just like Courtney Love's stomach.

Funny and all...

But did this really take 2 years to come up with?