Come on, Jodie Foster:

Of course the cops don't believe anything you say after, "My boyfriend..."

Am I the only person who needs to know...

Who the hell is being surveyed in the first place?

And here I thought...

Rebecca Gayheart and John Singleton would never have anything in common.

I wonder if Wes Anderson regrets filming...

The "Needle in the Hay" scene in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Just wondering...

Shouldn't he be a contestant on this show?

That kid from Superbad:

All the wide-eyed, slack-jawed optimism of a young Chris Penn, crossed with the biting wit and bloated jowls of an old Chris Penn.