Saturday, December 29, 2007

Riddle me this, Federal Aviation Administration:

Why exactly are you still making air traffic controllers work 20+ hour days?

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Is it sacrilegious....

That I kind of want to bone the Dalai Lama?

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Hey Penn State:

Was the Nittany Lion born near a
nuclear reactor?

Sunday, December 02, 2007

When I was a child, I smiled because I was happy....

Now I smile to hide the wrinkles I got from all that goddamn smiling.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

An open letter to everyone I know born in December:

I'm sorry.

But with the holidays and all, it's really just too much to deal with your birthday too. You might want to consider moving it to one of the less eventful months, like March.