I bet the Oscar people are really kicking themselves....

For not nominating Heath Ledger this year.

True identities of the American Gladiators:

"WOLF" --- Industrial video actor Hollywood Yates



"HELLGA" --- Former model Robin Coleman from Texas



"MILITIA" --- Gay porn star Alex Castro

Characters played by NBC late night hosts, if the writers' guild strike was made into a Hollywood blockbuster:

VILLAIN . . . . . . . . . . . . HERO . . . . . . . Guy who dies first.

Law & Order SVU's assistant district attorney Casey Novak should look into the mysterious case....

Of what's happened to her face.