Fun facts from an Irish Catholic on St. Patrick's Day:

The shamrock is a symbol of the Holy Trinity.
The four-leaf clover is a shamrock with a birth defect.



St. Patrick supposedly drove the snakes out of Ireland.
But there never were snakes in Ireland.



An Irish carbomb is a drink of Jameson, Bailey's & Guinness.
A beer bottle is what will hit you in the face if you ask for this drink while in Ireland.