Friday, February 29, 2008

A natural disaster few in Astoria could survive:



The nuclear reaction of uber-hipness that would occur if alternative comedian Rebecca Drysdale & club DJ Samantha Ronson ever started dating.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Hey Republicans,

I'm glad you realize who you should've voted for 8 years ago...



Now don't make us live with another one of your mistakes.


Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cancellation Countdown 2008:



2 weeks - The CW's Pussycat Dolls Present: UNWATCHABLICIOUS

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Dear Brad Renfro,



We regret to inform you that you have not been selected to be a participant in this year's death montage. While there were many deserving candidates, we simply have neither the time nor the resources to feature every single person in the film industry who died this year.

Perhaps next time, you should try accidentally killing yourself with Oxycodone, Hydrocodone, Diazepam, Temazepam, Alprazolam & Doxylamine instead of heroin. We wish you the best of luck in all your posthumous endeavors, and thank you for your interest in our montage.

Sincerely,
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

Friday, February 22, 2008

Hollywood Trendwatch: Barack Obama!



He's totally the new.... black.


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sunday, February 17, 2008

New Juicy Juice Harvest Surprise*


* The surprise is it tastes like fucking vegetables.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day:



At this rate, I'll be forced to marry some loser when I'm 39,
just to have a baby....




Then I'll hate that baby because it's HALF LOSER.


Monday, February 04, 2008

Saturday, February 02, 2008