Thursday, May 29, 2008

Hell's Kitchen's Louross & Top Chef's Dale both axed?




It's been a bad week for bitchy Asian midgets who like to cook.


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

People Paula's Most Underrated Male Film Performances:

 

Gary Cole in Fatal Vision
Martin Donovan in Amateur
Gene Anthony Ray in
Fame

Monday, May 26, 2008

The world of the new Indiana Jones:


Where lighting comes out of nowhere.... magnets are blocked by blankets.... and bullets don't hit shit.


Monday, May 19, 2008

It's a casino near LA with the Indian name "Moron Go"



Really, white people? You can't figure this one out?


Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kung Fu Panda, Love Guru & Don't Mess with the Zohan:




Clearly part of a secret government program aimed to offend the entire continent of Asia in just 3 weeks.


Friday, May 09, 2008

Shia LaBeouf: Likable, cute, Jewish, Hollywood "It" boy



Is there any way he can avoid becoming Josh Charles?


Wednesday, May 07, 2008

American Idol castoff Jason Castro:


Further proof that, in the eternal struggle of talent vs. ganja, pot is king.


Sunday, May 04, 2008

Everyone wants Big Brown to win the 2008 Triple Crown:



Except maybe Barack Obama, who probably thinks it'd make things a little weird in the record books.