When you really think about it....

Hershey's Syrup doesn't even taste like chocolate.

The internet has really killed our ability to say....

"Whatever happened to...."

Isn't all of The Soup....

"Reality show clip time" now?

First Batman, now John Connor....

As another film icon is strapped with the worst speech impediment in show business.

Hey, Dance Flick....

You do know that Save the Last Dance came out more than 8 years ago, right?

Manny Ramirez:

Would've pegged him as more of a ganja type.

The refrain of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"....

Is nothing but the "Come on, Barbie. Let's go party," line in Aqua's Barbie Girl.

Pet Peeve of the Week:

People who put their baby's photo as their profile picture on Facebook.

David Cook's Cancer Brother Dies:

Shit, the one season I don't watch....