It's kind of gross...

How Corn Pops, Fig Newtons and Red Vines go stale the moment air touches them.

Based on nothing per se....

These are the hot actors I assume are totally gay.

Kanye may be a crazy drunk....

But he's still right.

You know you're out of shape when....

You realize the only exercise your abs get is when you're coughing from all those cigarettes you smoke.

You Are Ells: Cool blogs that've linked to People Paula

- Defamer
- Too Much Awesome
- Goldenfiddlr
- Malis in Wonderland
- Vanmega
- Urban Socialite

Gerard Butler must have....

The worst agent in Hollywood.

You Are Ells:

- Wow. Mick Jagger looks really bad in these photos.
- These guys are unbelievable at finding celeb lookalikes.
- They didn't call him Tricky Dick for nothing.
- The house of the future in one word: Plastics.
- I mean, you have to be a real dum dum not to solve this.
- The best celebrity roast in history: Frank Sinatra.

Coming to your television this fall....

The pop culture trends of 2007.