Show me, "I have a weird relationship with my dad."

Perfect.

An Open Request to Adrian Grenier:

Cut that hair, hippy!

Why aren't more foods...

Made with ice cream sandwich bread?

Cutest Bears in Show Business:

Why is that stupid Pagliacci episode of Seinfeld always on?

Yeah, it's dead when your grandmother asks about it.

Luis Guzman must be pissed.

Christina Aguilera is Prince with a vagina.

REALLY?

The heavy metal circle jerk:

For when looking like gay bikers just isn't enough.

The Da Vinci Code

It's a word scramble and a scavenger hunt. Outward Bound kids would've solved it in half the time.

Whoa, Nelly!

What happened to your face...and your music?

You'll never meet a genius named Shanna.

Hey TV, please make this sitcom:

Nikki Cox as the naughty sister.
Rachael Ray as the nice sister.
Go!

Why are all socks one-size-fits-all?

And why aren't they shaped more like feet?

The girlfriend from Back to the Future:

The only eighties actress nobody ever remembers.

Most horrific - yet effective - new commercials:

Volkswagen, Bringer of Nightmares.

The DPW & VH1:

Always there to pick up the trash.

How is this guy still on Mad TV?

If you recognize Ace on American Idol,

You might just be thinking of Bobby from Twin Peaks.

Gross and racist.

Gross!

I'd forgotten how young Jon Favreau looked in PCU:

1993 2006

Especially compared to Jeremy Piven:

1993 2006

At least Prince Harry will have a real royal send-off...

When his government ships him to Iraq.

The complex Los Angeles subway system:

Try not to get lost.

Jack Black won the comedy lottery...

When he got to do this to Robin Williams.

Still the funniest show on television:

Why aren't these people working:

When these people are:

I can't f***ing believe these are actual words:

Wonderment
Embolden
"Nucular"

Hey Fox,

Is everyone drunk over there?