It's a lot better than you'd expect.

So who will be...

The third cartoon creator to die this month?

Why is "economy size" small in cars...

But big in candy?

People Paula says:

Worst Movie of 2006 - The Fountain

Most Overrated Movie of 2006 - The Queen

Weirdest Movie of 2006 - Pan's Labyrinth


Best Movie of 2006 - (God, I Hope I Haven't Seen It Yet...)

I wonder...

If there's a Coolio song in this one too.

Three things NOT to buy me for Christmas

A word to shudder to:

Oral.

Damn.

Where was this kid when I was in kindergarten?

Tara Conner: Smarter than she looks.

After all, can you name another Miss USA?

Dear Hollywood:

If you stop giving it awards, it might go away.

When you get food poisoning from Taco Bell...

How can you tell?

Michael Richards' Apology:

The hardest thing to watch on television since the alien birth on V.

Why do they say the character names so often on Friday Night Lights?

Hey Comedy Central,

What happened to Drawn Together's reality TV format???

People Paula says:

It's not that good.

Lovechild of 1992: Terence Trent D'Arby

If Studio 60 was a zombie movie, who'd be eaten first?

T.G.I. Friday's Fried Mac & Cheese

Just like Mom used to make...

If Mom was the lady from What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

Talk Show Equation:

Fox's Spike Feresten = Ed Helms x Jonny Moseley

If you are what you eat,

Celebrities must love McRibs.

Suri Cruise: Sitcom Love Child?

Wait, when did ear mullets become so popular?

Time to reprint these...

Dear Jamie Gold,

How you doin'?

Question of the Week:

Which contains more fruit juice?

As good as the television show... *

* If you thought the television show sucked.