My only criticism of Knocked Up:

What woman who's 9 months pregnant gets a fricking Brazilian wax???

Hey, American Inventor:

Where does George Foreman end & South America begin?

If Fox makes a spin-off of "Bones" starring Emily Deschanel without makeup, they should call it...

"BRAAAAAAAINS!!!"

Finally, proof that Kirstie Alley is, in fact...

A vampire.

So the lady judge from "So You Think You Can Dance" is...

Not Marie Osmond?

I didn't realize that the Transformers movie...

Was set in 2002.

Hey, the next time I secretly sneak off to jail...

Remind me to roll my car windows up.