(It was a blog.)
Monday, June 18, 2007
My only criticism of Knocked Up:
What woman who's 9 months pregnant gets a fricking Brazilian wax???
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Hey, American Inventor:
Where does George Foreman end & South America begin?
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
If Fox makes a spin-off of "Bones" starring Emily Deschanel without makeup, they should call it...
Monday, June 11, 2007
Finally, proof that Kirstie Alley is, in fact...
Friday, June 08, 2007
So the lady judge from "So You Think You Can Dance" is...
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
I didn't realize that the Transformers movie...
Was set in 2002.
Monday, June 04, 2007
Hey, the next time I secretly sneak off to jail...
Remind me to roll my car windows up.