Dreamworks' Monsters vs. Aliens....

Seems an awful lot like Disney's Monsters Inc.

Why is B.J. Novak still in the opening credits of The Office....

When he's barely on the show?

I saw more naked, tiny boobs in Last House On the Left....

Than I did in 7th grade gym class.

Bigger sign that the internet is in the wrong hands:

The View on Twitter or your mom on Facebook?

The triumphant return of Tony Goldwyn & Monica Potter!

PGD: Preimplantation Genetic Diagnosis

My initials finally stand for something, and it's the first step in in vitro eugenics? Awesome.

Is it wrong that I find the twins from Big Daddy....

Kinda hot?

You would've expected this sooner:

Watchmen recipe:

1 pint X-Men visuals

1 quart Sin City violence
2 cups Forrest Gump soundtrack
1 tsp Cameron Diaz impersonator