Local rumor has it...

The thing attached here to David Gest went to my high school, until she got kicked out for shoplifting from the Giant food store.

Best Botox-Induced Impression of a Real Celebrity:

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Nicole Kidman

Best Picture Nominees: They don't make 'em like they used to.

Forest Whitaker

Hasn't aged a day in 25 years.

Snubbed by Oscar!

Admitting you have disgusting acne.

It's the new black.

You might like this:

If you like shots of Philadelphia.

Introducing the New Joey Lawrence...

(Identifiable only by voice.)

And Older Gyllenhaals look like Older Picassos:

Gyllenhaals look like Picassos:

Formerly hunky host Trebek lost his mustache forever and the questions got far too difficult for me.

What is, "How did Ken Jennings ruin Jeopardy?"

Cough it up, Tara Reid*

*It: that tar-covered hairball you've been hacking on for 10 years.

Saturday Night Live:

The modern publicist's catchall.

Little known fact about Bob Barker:

He's 6 years older than Dick Clark.

Still too soon?

12/16/05
John Spencer Heart Explosion

If people love Scarlett Johansson so much...

Why doesn't anyone go to her movies?

Dear NBC,

It would cost a lot less to air this:

than Last Call with Carson Daly.

If Fox wants 'Grandma's Boy' to make any money,

why keep these cameos secret?

Career euthanasia:

When it's just time to pull the plug.